It's almost a sad commentary when you can date some features by the size of the players' boobs - but considering the goosebumps, figure that Let's Play Doctor was shot sometime last fall or winter, before Allysin Chaynes' recent expansion, and before Julie Meadows landed her VCA contract. It's not important, really - except to cause reviewers to wonder why this hilarious comedy wasn't released sooner?

Evan Stone, see, is this pool cleaner/handyman type who isn't above, say, bringing date Bridgette Kerkove to his employer's mansion and seducing the busty blonde by the pool. Look for two anal positions and a splooge to the tits.

When owner Alex Foxe discovers his deception, Stone's looking for another job - and fortunately for him, Dr. Mike Horner, the OB-GYN, is headed out on vacation. It doesn't take Stone long to start offering Horner's patients special discounts if they book within the next few days, nor long to hire an assistant (Asia Carrera) who actually almost knows what she's doing. It's a scam made in heaven - viewers' heaven, that is.

So when Alexandra Silk needs a little clitoral stimulation to cure her nervous condition, Carrera is only too happy to apply it, with tongue and fingers. Silk returns the favor, with the added attraction of Stone lapping at both her front and back doors. And when Sydnee Steele and Chris Cannon need the doctor's advice as to whether he needs his cock lengthened, Stone and Carrera say they need to measure him erect before they can decide - which, of course, leads to Cannon rimming Steele as she finger-fucks herself, cowgirl and doggie.

But the tape's best scene has to be Stone's "cheerleader special," featuring a discount on pre-yell physicals to be held on the office pool table.

"The examination table is, uh, being cleaned right now," He tells Dean Alec Metro and cuties Chaynes and Meadows. "However, we just sanitized this," he gestures, "this morning."

In short order, Meadows climbs atop Metro's cock while Chaynes sits on his face - and then the gals change places. Before long, Meadows is taking Metro's stern rod up her butt, and later, reverses direction in time for a facial spew. Call it a nom for Best Group Scene.

Much of the dialogue sounds as if it was improvised - but it comes out so funny, Stone and Carrera deserve major kudos. Let's Play Doctor is a definite candidate for Best Comedy.