So how do you know when it's "the real thing"? That's what Dale DaBone wonders, after watching Heather Lynn and Steven St. Croix (credited as Jean Luc Goddard) on the small screen, and imaging what might happen (deep-throat, reverse cowgirl, doggie) after that tender "parting" kiss.

At that point, however, it's hard to tell whether it's his imagination that wife Jewel De'Nyle goes from being a bitch to licking his chest hair, 69 and finally camping on his peg in their four-poster bed. Perhaps the fact that she quickly dozes off after orgasm is a clue? In any case, it's one of the tape's two best scenes.

Nikita Denise has pretty much the same problem: Did Gauge and Bridgette Kerkove actually seduce Lee Stone (mish, doggie) on the crates in the grocery where Denise works, or did she imagine it?

And what would happen if these two daydreaming types got together? Need viewers even ask?

Of course, being a couples feature, DaBone and De'Nyle have to split beforehand, so his catching her blowing Mark Davis is as good as a divorce for that purpose. Too bad DaBone doesn't stick around for her balletic horsie action with Davis, whose cock also finds its way into her ass before the oral ending.

No, it's off to the grocery for DaBone - and into the tape's other excellent scene, where he lays Denise on the checkout counter for mish, some horsie and the facial finish.

If there's anything wrong with this feature, it's the over-use of slow motion during the sex, blurring the lines between the "real" and the "imagined" to no artistic or plot effect. But Denise is phenomenally seductive in one of her first starring roles, and De'Nyle delivers a performance on par with her previous best. Also, the realistic (and extremely complicated) art direction of the grocery store set is worth mentioning. All factors combine to make this feature nomination-worthy for Best Video.