Ah, England - the imperial history, the highbrow culture... the tepid sex.

The carnal coupling of the British babes (all of them, to their credit, sporting nice frilly lingerie that's more ornate than what's found in Porn Valley), is mostly reserved and not the sort of over-the-top sort of performances citizens of the crown's rebellious colonies prefer. Fans of foreign flesh, however, will like the assortment of lasses.

Chloe (not the Chloe) and Mark Denon, however, add some heat to the cultured mix. Lots of dirty talk between the anally-inclusive couple, as well as loud moaning and groaning.

However, though each scene begins by identifying the location (such as an abbey, and a manor house), the scenes might has well have been shot in a hotel, albeit a well-furnished one, as most of the action takes place in rooms. Mel B. and Dick Nasty's outdoor scene in Loch Ness did at least incorporate some shots of the famous body of water (no monster sighted) during their sexual sightseeing.