A low-end-of-average collection of old ladies. Best of the group is the closer, starring Bronx firecracker Candy Cooze. She's ostensibly watching Davina Hardman's house while the old bat plays Bingo, but her real motivation lies within her lust for Davina's son Dave, who catches her masturbating while moaning his name and throws her down for some surprisingly good fucking. Elsewhere, there's an okay scene between Jack Hammer and Ginni Lewis: Hammer's just been released from prison and needs to rent a room from the sex-starved landlady. He works out his first, last and deposit decently.