Look out: Brandon Iron and Mark Wood are on the loose and trolling for teen snatch. Emceeing this installment of their young-girl line from the parking lot of a local library, these two chuckleheads serve up five scenes of teenybopper degradation. Each girl gets a handwritten "report card" with Beavis and Butt-head comments like "She thinks cum is a major food group." The highest marks go to Sienna (for her enthusiastic scene with Wood) and teen dream Angel ("She liked it rough," says Iron, who sets up the encounter with a creepy game of peek-a-boo.) Florida girl Holly Payne gets a B+ for her first boy/girl scene (what grade would she give them?), and Mia Starr orders special service from dimwitted bellboy Wood in a fairly decent scene. We also like 19-year-old Charity, who epitomizes the Try-A-Teen dumb-blonde aesthetic.