And they say American schools are out of control. Over in England, a Reese Witherspoon look-alike is late to class and her teacher is sorely unamused. She's not going to stand for "this sniveling nonsense." So she bends her pale, round little pupil over her knee for a harsh spanking, and then whips out the paddle and cane until her charge's ass glows like a nuclear sunset. But she's not done - she's called "Reese's" mother in for a conference, and it takes place while the kid is standing there naked. Teacher and parent agree that the only way to teach the girl a lesson is for her mother to endure some corporal punishment herself. Logic aside, mom's flatter ass and darker skin make for a less exciting tableau than her daughter's.