All models were at least 18 years old at the time of their performance. 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
| Released | Oct 31st, 1988 |
|---|---|
| Running Time | 82 |
| Director | Monica Knullar |
| Company | Vidway |
| Cast | Bunny Bleu, Porsche Lynn, Ron Jeremy |
| Critical Rating | AA 1/2 |
| Genre | Feature |
What’s a countess to do when there are no noblemen around?
Bunny Bleu as countess Tanya, “the young, beautiful, bubbleheaded and horny” royal refugee from the Republic of Bovinia ponders that question as she schleps with any credit card carrying stiff who stumbles on to her Manhattan bedspread.
Ron Jeremy and Porsche Lynn as secret agents, code names: Poontang and Luscious, have the assignment to find the whereabouts of Bleu and cousin Prince Nikolai (DiLorenzo) on behalf of “the ancient, but sexually active” Archduchess Anastasia Anacova. Funny lines dot the script. The characters are loopy enough. But outside of the sex scene between Lynn and DiLorenzo, Bleu’s quandary over finding a nobleman is certainly understandable. Good packaging.
