Released | May 22nd, 2017 |
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Running Time | 149 Min. |
Director | Joanna Angel |
Company | BurningAngel Entertainment |
Distribution Company | Exile Distribution |
Cast | Jon Jon, Nat Turnher, Joanna Angel, Mandingo, Prince Yahshua, Jennifer White, Rizzo Ford, Isiah Maxwell, Abella Danger, Harlow Harrison, Taurus (Female) |
Non-Sex Roles | Matt Slayer |
Critical Rating | AAAA 1/2 |
We’re going to drop a hard truth on you right now: Very little—and we mean VERY little—of what’s passed off as comedy in the pornosphere will actually make you laugh out loud. Even less will make you laugh so hard you’ll need tissues for your face.
Well Joanna Angel accomplishes this ultra-rare feat with the out-and-out uproarious Jews Love Black Cock, in which she stars as “Joanna Angelstein,” a 20-year veteran of the matchmaking business who gets recruited by Rabbi Morty (Matt Slayer) to find rich Jewish husbands for his three oldest daughters (out of a brood whose 18th addition is on the way). There’s just one problem: All three daughters (Harlow Harrison, Taurus and Rizzo Ford) have a predilection for, well, black cock.
Ok, so yes, black Jews do exist (Sammy Davis Jr., anyone?), but we’re fairly confident none of them do porn. And Angel did take pains to make sure every one of her female cast members was 100 percent pure Jew—as in from her mother’s side. Angel herself—the very poster girl of porn Jewesses—delivers what may very well be the funniest performance of her career as the yenta-ish matchmaker whose nearly every line is an unadulterated bombshell of howlingly outlandish gold. (“What’s best for you is to marry someone Jewish and rich … mostly Jewish, but of course, very rich.” “Honey, women should not be doctors—how are you gonna have time to take care of your kids if you’re a doctor?” “Your poor father, he spent so much money on school and what a waste … so many degrees but nothing inside of that vagina.”)
What pushes Jews Love Black Cock that extra notch into superb territory, though, is the fact that it’s every bit as great an interracial movie as it is a comedy. All five scenes are grade-A spank material, with a lot of variety and employing several of the industry’s top black studs. A definite standout is the g/g/b with Taurus, Jennifer White and Nat Turnher (which opens with Taurus revealing to Angel that she’s in a lesbian relationship with White … something else to which the shadkhnte reacts rather inappropriately).
Also highly noteworthy are the two scenes in which Angel places herself: a second g/g/b with Isiah Maxwell and 2016 AVN Best New Starlet (and heir to Angel’s porn Jewess poster girl throne) Abella Danger, and the closing anal scene with the so-called “King of Interracial” himself, Mandingo.
And don’t even get us started on the opening song parody of Fiddler on the Roof’s “Matchmaker, Matchmaker”!
This is one for the ages—sure to secure a longstanding spot in Joanna Angel’s esteemed oeuvre as one of her very best works. Mazel tov!