A serious epidemic of cunt dehydration is infecting the projects. Fly girls are so dry that black penises can't wedge their way into the alum-puckered holes. Luckily, The Lube Guy is only a cell call away.

Big Man's superhero, Lube Guy, injects these all black porn scenes with some desperately needed moments of wackiness. Alert to low tide signals from his neighborhood hoes, he zooms around corners with a paintball gun full of sex grease. Bursting in on Devlin and Golden he cautions in his sternest Jack Webb voice, "Please move aside, horny man, this is very dangerous!" And then, turning to Golden, orders, "Spread 'em!" blasting her squarely in the thighs.

Big Man's crew is also on target when it comes to production details - lighting is accurate, authentic beats enliven the soundtrack, shots are angled where they should be at all times and there's a good variety of positions to each crunch. Main man Lugar even puts his head into his lady's arid box in order to apply manual lubrications. Central casting does need to be reevaluated, though. There are no stunners in this box - four to five range on the looks scale, at best. Models are somewhat cheerful, but the belly bumping is nothing that will shake George Washington Carver out of his casket. Evidently, starring in a famous porno series has a vaporizing effect on their natural juices.