Prague, 2001. A crack team of international pornographers sets out to answer one burning question: "Do Czech women really have the biggest gaping assholes?" Opting for the Scientific Method, the male hosts use a metal protractor device to record the width of each girl's gape before and after rectal invasion. Despite the clinical premise and freezing Eastern bloc weather, this is pretty hot stuff. The five women participating in the sphincter study are all very attractive and display healthy sexual appetites, with Jessica and Nicole being the standouts. Unbelievably, the woodsmen plant miniature flags in every freshly-violated anus according to the girl's country of origin (one is Russian, and two are Polish.) At tape's end, results of the measuring survey remain inconclusive... though some might say that the guys emerge as the biggest gaping assholes onscreen. Whatever the case, it seems future investigations are in order.