The formula for this fuck series is as regular and reliable as a married couple; girl sits down, does a little Q&A and dances nude.

The vignettes, though, are kept original and entertaining. Monica Mayhem relates the story of her first time with her best friend, played by Luna. Mayhem initially rebuffs Luna's advance, but when she returns dressed like a guy and sprouting a man-meat substitute, Mayhem can't say no.

Wanda's scene with Herschel Savage shines as well, with Wanda smoking in the girl's room and Savage as the panty-sniffing janitor who finds the infraction. Of course, once the panties come off, Savage has other ways to keep his mouth shut and hers occupied.

Critical viewers may ask if these stories have any truth to them, but who cares -- if you knew what you know now, would you question the fat guy in red who left you free stuff every December?