Anthony Crane shines as the English-accented hawker for the "Porn-O-Matic 2001," which will take any adult tape and cut out 30 percent of its dialogue, or even create porn from a photo, a pair of undies and whatever else remotely sexual that seems to be lying around. Chalk up a pre-nom for him in the Best Actor - Video category.

Less interesting is his over-the-top co-star Alexa, who comes off as a less-funny version of Serenity's comic muse from last year's M Caught In The Act, and whose b.j. with Randy Spears and reverse cowgirl/mish/horsie with Joel Lawrence don't generate much heat.

Best is the opener with Crane and T.J. Hart, as he finger-fucks her, then enters her missionarily, and finally bends her over a chair for some horsie.

And don't miss those bloopers at the end; some great footage there.