Score another devastating victory for the Evil Empire, as commander John Leslie leads a brigade of Euro-sluts to glory in this superior gonzo entry. As with this award-winning line's 18 previous volumes, Leslie never appears on screen in his role as the title character, but his decades of porn expertise are strongly in evidence behind the camera. The opening segment is a 37-minute scorcher, with big-booty queen Orsi Shine and long-legged tigress Miss Storm working over a lucky-bastard Frenchman. There's just no faking this kind of hard, animalistic (and very anal-intensive) sex. The rest of the tape follows suit with a bevy of gorgeous, extremely dirty women engaged in scalding three-way action. Brunette Sandra deserves special mention for her amazing rack, as does Sharone, whose sexy accent is outmatched only by her awe-inspiring posterior. Where many gonzoid hosts detract from their product with an overabundance of annoying 'personality,' Leslie knows how to lurk in the background like a true Mr. Peeper. Fraught with sweaty, orgasmic freak-outs and the heated muttering of arrogant Rocco-like pricks, this is the Black Sabbath of continental fuck-fests. In two words: Heavy, man.