Bartender Ralph (George Kaplan) narrates this hilarious video, following the path of ultra-geeky Ricky (Steve Taylor), as he wins the lottery, and fends off money-grubbing sluts one evening at his favorite watering hole. The bar becomes the stage for a game show - Who Wants to Fuck a Millionaire? The contestants - all blonde bombshells with unbelievable bodies - are Devon, Dayton, and Adajja. The game unfolds as each contestant goes through a series of whimsical competitions, including Eye Contact, Dance and the Walk-By. In addition, they are interviewed about their sexual histories, leading into flashbacks of various sex scenes, including a girl/girl in a tree, a tryst with a busboy in a bathroom stall, and a desktop anal romp. Hidden cameras abound in the bar, too, giving a peek at a hot little post-catfight all-girl threeway between the contestants, where Dayton takes a lovely transparent dildo up her tight, toned ass.

Pre-nom Best Sex Comedy. Pre-nom Best Videography. Pre-nom Diego Scazzi for Best Editing. Pre-nom Guillermo Brown for Best Screenplay. Pre-nom Kaplan for Best Non-Sex Role. Kudos to John Scotch, as well, for his masterful sound design. This film is a well-orchestrated slapstick look at what people will do for money, and even without the sex, it would still have entertainment value to spare. With the sex, it's even better.

And in the end, who gets the millionaire? Not whom you'd think, but the final sex scene is very strokable, and rounds out this effort well. This is quite possibly the feel-good adult production of the year.