One of those Private productions that washes over you in a flood of images featuring tight body parts, rigid cocks, stuffed recta, wet pussies and arching pop shots, and leaves you with only general impressions of what has gone before, Sex Opera tells the tale of a young artist and he women he sculpts and schtupps. The narrative is a little foggy, not least because the dialogue by which it comes across is delivered through a variety of impossibly thick Eastern European accents. But no matter - with those accents come a veritable garden of long-stemmed dazzlers, each of whose breathtaking bodies is put to incredibly good use here.

And if the stylishness of the whole she-bang often outstrips the actual eroticism of the proceedings, so what? Fans of Private's ultra-slick line of wares won't mind a bit.