Chop sticks, tempura, the Great Wall, fried rice. These are a few really great Asian artifacts. I Luv Asians 12, sadly, is not among them.

It opens with the plain faced, floppy-boobed Sue Lei asking for advice about which pair of underpants she should wear out. As two would-be judges lust after her soft and sagging flesh she blows and fucks them, not even reveling in their spunk.

Scene two is an uncomfortably long masturbation sequence with chubby Missy Kwan. Her fat rolls pinch along the elastic lines of her stockings and her pussy lips fall open to the press of her vibrator and dildo. While nearly unwatchable, her conversation about how she fucks is, somehow, perversely titillating.

Recuperating the tape a bit is the third and final Asian nymphet, Maya Sato. Her emaciated body lacks the usual feminine shape but her snatch and mouth hungrily gobble her three lover's cocks while leaning in for each cum shot.