It's tough to author a book on vampires when you have a screaming case of writer's block, and Asia Carrera's suffering hard. Her agent Joel Lawrence is desperate to see how much progress she's made, but manages to divert himself with Alexandra Nice in the vid's standout scene; a nom-worthy anal-inclusive match-up that distinguishes itself in that the performers seem actually into the sex and not just making faux-orgasmic for the camera.

Asia isn't that lucky. She visits vampire expert Dillion Day, who insists the creatures are real - and he's got the diary of a Carpathian nobleman-turned-bloodsucker to prove it. Both of them are soon transported to some weird, special-effects laden world. Asia gets fucked decently by ancient vampire Devin Wolf; Dillion meets the evil organ-playing Herschel Savage, whose heavy makeup and open-to-the-waist sheer blouse are more Liberace than corrupt nobleman, but he proves he's all man in a good group encounter with Dee, Allysin Chaynes and Elizabeth X. George Kaplan comes to Asia's aid, morphing into Evan Stone and banging her so good she's able to write again.