Bone gets an above average rating based largely on its humor, which is way more memorable than some of its sex.

A mock-documentary about a day in the life of freshly-inducted AVN Hall of Fame director John T. Bone, the tape features such sharply-written bits as Bone reading his AVN reviews while on the crapper, upset that the magazine always points out his considerable girth (damn! did it again!) and a nodding junkie aspiring starlet who, when asked during her interview with Bone how she feels about taking it up the butt, replies, "Oh, I love anal sex. I'm sure I've had it many times."

If only all of the tape's five sexual pairings were as razor-edged.

While Bone is book-ended by two fairly heated anal couplings (Jenny Lee McKenzie/Van Damage in the opener; Bridgette Kerkove/Alex Delgado in the closer), the three middle scenes are considerably less impressive.

Guy DiSilva's rectal-reaming of Envy is spirited, but too abbreviated. That's followed by a very slight Paige Sinclair/Herschel Savage hospital room number. And despite the fetish trappings employed by Gia Regency and Ted Hunter, scene four never really catches fire.