The stepdad/stepdaughter element here is almost inconsequential; the scenarios are paper-thin and scarcely out of the ordinary save for the “step” factor. The real draw is the mouthwatering cast of hot-for-Daddy boppers, led by 2017 AVN Best New Starlet nominee Elsa Jean, all of whom keep things strictly slit-ly … and you won’t hear any complaints from us.

The least known girl in the lineup is the last one up—Allora Ashyln—and not only is she unexpectedly adorable (as compared to the less-than-flattering pics of her on the box) but she gets probably the best line in the movie, when after coming in from a match of tennis with stepdad Ramon Nomar, she takes a pair of the game balls from his hand and chirps, “I love balls so much, they’re so much fun to play with.” Also of note is the appearance of fast-ascending newbie Bella Rose.