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Labor Day Wet T&A 2000 Vol. 1-3

Labor Day Wet T&A 2000 Vol. 1-3

Released Jan 01st, 2001
Running Time 75
Company GM Video
Critical Rating Not Yet Rated
Genre Alternative

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Synopsis

Perhaps a notation/warning of the amount of hardcore footage in this release wouldn?t be a bad idea.

Reviews

Another year, another trip to the white trash Riviera, aka the Colorado River. For this Labor Day excursion, the GM Video crew brings along porners Jen-X, Laisee and Kid Vegas in all their fake-fur-bikinied, zebra-cowboy-hatted splendor. Our brave explorers set out on speedboats to find whacked-out girls to bare their tits and pussies for the cameras, sometimes receiving Mardi Gras beads in return. There's plenty of hardcore footage and gallons of piss in these three volumes, but the best of it tends to fall more on the side of priceless human drama than hot, strokable sex. Witness a moment in Volume 2, when a pigtailed redhead starts doling out blowjobs to a crowd of moronic guys who can't resist howling witticisms like "Ain't no job like a blowjob!" It's all good until one of the guys she's sucking doesn't pop quickly enough for her liking, and she loses interest in him. He tries to touch her, and receives a brutal punch, plus the most forbidding glare this side of Gene Ross. "Don?t. Fucking.Touch. Me." she hisses. And you wonder why men are so confused.

There's also some fascinating stuff in the final volume, in Kid Vegas? motel room. He's managed to corral a bunch of drunken guys and a bewildered-looking young girl for a weird, uncomfortable encounter that ends with a group jack-off on the chick (Darby Vomit wakes up for it, shaking his head and commenting "When sex scenes go bad... "). The final blow, so to speak, is when the Kid – never a sensitive soul – manages not only to ruin a real-life couple's fuck by attempting to join in when they make it clear they don't want him to do so, but also shoots his load on the very unhappy female half's back. We're pretty sure there was no candlelit dinner and champagne for these two after that one.



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