Some women while away their afternoons discussing romance novels. Denni O's coffee klatch have found an athletic alternative to the heterosexual happy ending - priapic worship. They sit around the living room rug taking turns riding an encyclopedic array of log jammers, pee-hole probes and inflatable butt plugs. Amazing as the skills involved are, viewers will not leave the room mentally unafflicted.

Newcomer Payton earns her first merit badge in the big pussy club by stuffing enough technology up her cunt to split the atom.

For refreshments, Jasmine sticks transparent funnels inside both Denni and Payton. She fills their openings with water, inserts a straw and sucks out the cervical colada like an oral douche. When Payton giggles, the water in her speculum swirls like a washing machine.