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Don't Watch This Movie

Don't Watch This Movie

Released Jan 01st, 2001
Running Time 87
Director Derek Newblood
Company Armageddon
Distribution Company Extreme Associates
Cast Anastasia Blue, Luciano (I), Suzanne Storm, Brandon Iron, Bridget Powerz, Kno Malone, Brian Surewood, Tom Byron, Kristi Myst, Jay Ashley
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre All-Sex



The title may draw 'em in, but that Myst scene may also draw controversy.


How about Watch Parts of This Movie?

Inconsistent with a slapdash feel and little visual style, this five-scener nonetheless contains just enough hot moments to squeak by with a marginally above-average rating.

Those parts actually worth viewing include the opener - a well-energized Anastasia Blue/Tom Byron gaping-anal number - and scene four, in which Suzanne Storm gets sandwiched between Brian Surewood and Jay Ashley, then is force-fed an actual cum sandwich.

But the tape's most watchable sequence is the blasphemous (hey, this is an Armageddon production) closer, in which Kristi Myst's full-on nun gets assaulted by three brutes in a real church, d.p.'d, triple-penetrated, then face-frosted while clutching a crucifix to her extremely comely kisser.

The vid's middle two scenes, routine hetero threeways featuring, respectively, Kno Malone and Bridget "The Midget" Powerz, are strictly fast-forwardable. But Rob Black's ranting intros are fairly entertaining, even if his unabashed hype leads one to conclude he shouldn't quit his day job to become an AVN reviewer.

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