Kathy is the first to shrug the dust from her shriveled clitoris. She grabs the nearest zipper and sucks desperately on that fountain of youth. Bifocals steam with passion as she works her tongue around her partner's anus. Laying obscenely spread-eagled on the couch, they get into a real shawl-ripper of a fuck.

Menopause stirs dark cravings in Fallon. The former squirt star avariciously sinks her dentures into Weed's wood. Dexterously lifting her leg to facilitate ultra-deep penetration, she proves that even an old loose opening can have its rewards. Katanya, similarly behind in her multicultural education, confides to Byron that back in her hippie days she masturbated with pictures of Jimi Hendrix. Before she meets him in heaven, she'd like some practice. Her gray wig slips over her brow in amazement when he presents his complete benefits package.