Take ten Euro-babes with natural boobs. Dress them in skintight, cleavage-enhancing vinyl and hip boots. Keep the babe-to-dude ratio high. Throw in plenty of anal sex and even more messy facials. Let the tape run for two and a half hours without ever getting boring. The result will look exactly like The Academy, the newest release by that crazy British director with a Monty Pythonesque sense of humor, Frank Thring. One has to laugh when Thring coaches the girls in diction by having them repeat over and over "Ooh, aah, stick it in my ass big boy." The girls in the academy graduate with honors. They are ever-so-easy on the eyes, and even easier in the sack, though there isn't a bed to be found anywhere. Sex happens on the couch, on the floor, around the pool, but never in the bedroom. Cover girl Silvia Saint is a flaxen-haired knockout who resembles the Swiss Miss but all grown up and wearing über-fetish gear. Two d.p.s are the icing on a very rich cake. Pre-nom for Best European Release.