A guy credited as Dr. Pervervo pounds nails into his skull, chews a light bulb and eats fire between introducing sex segments featuring performers with prosthetic applications attached to their genitalia.

Jack Hammer shows up in "Rubber Dick Man," sporting what seems to be the 15-inch fake dick last seen a few years ago on Dan Steele. Partner-in-absurdity Rosy Rocket sucks and fucks it, and then bends it into Hammer's ass. Hammer performs an anal scene on himself, complete with A2M, and gives himself a facial blast of dubious origins. Equally as compelling is "The World's Biggest Pussy," starring Heaven Leigh (credited as Grand Canyon) and Rod Fontana. It's a scene straight out of K.W. Jeter's classic dystopia-meets-body-modification novel Dr. Adder; Fontana bangs Leigh's enormous rubber vag, pops on her face and licks up the evidence, and then goes on an exploratory dig inside her, finally sticking his whole head inside the crater. A tender kiss caps off this enchanting experience. Either of these scenes is worthy of consideration for a Most Outrageous Sex Scene pre-nom.