This is the sort of knuckle-whitening material which makes you trash the arm of your couch in reactionary horror. Whether or not it's sexy is someone else's place to decide - all we can say is that Ty delivers on her promise to remain the Porno Insertion Queen. Did we say deliver? This release is like watching the video of your kid's birth, only in reverse.

For a mere appetizer, Ty takes a d.p. from two well-hung black studs. The eye-opening entrée consists of all the various toys (if ever a misnomer there was, this is it; "weapons of mass destruction" is more like it) she swallows up her expanded canal. They stand at attention like soldiers on the edge of her floor mat: one is molded from an actual horse cock, another looks to be the size of a soccer ball, a third is totally clear and acts like a gigantic, dildo-shaped speculum. We swore we could see Ty's tonsils for a moment. Jesus, what happened to this girl? Did her mother park her on a greased fire hydrant when she was young?

Not for the squeamish. Shit, it's not even for the jaded. (A big nod in the direction of a Most Outrageous Sex Scene nom.)