Dear Diary,

You're not going to believe this, but I watched a Kid Vegas movie that not only had some pretty lively sex and great-looking girls, it even had the Kid popping loads all over the place as though he were the prime inheritor of Peter North's old cum shots. What happened, you ask? The Kid's movies are generally his attempts to populate the Mental Retard Hall Of Fame, but this one's IQ is higher than his usual fare.

For the most part, the draw here is the Kid and his usually great, offbeat comments; a shot of two salamanders fucking, some dune buggying and a bunch of girls, not to forget the Kid's strong erections and miracle ejaculate, which he puts to fine use with a blonde in a motel room who acts the part of someone in the witness protection program.