For those customers of yours who like - or need - two hours of softcore tease to get 'em primed for some hardcore action (presuming they like to get off), this series - and this vid in particular - is for them.

It's filled to the brim with one extremely cute college-age babe after another flashing her tits, ass and pussy both indoors (bars, mainly) and out (Mardi Gras, for instance, and a "Miss Nude North America" contest).

Highlights include an absolutely stunning "Miss Nude" contestant - a gorgeous blonde with a perfect, stacked bod and perfect tan to match - and a more fresh-faced but equally comely flaxen-haired honey who allows several lucky bar patrons to suck her oh-so-delectable natural rack.

Other footage, such as that of gyrating dance club-goers shaking their clothed booties or on-stage contestants being urged by rowdy bar patrons to - what else? - "show us yer tits," is, respectively, less engaging and downright sophomoric.

However, it is probably true that those customers of yours who like to eschew foreplay and just dive right in, so to speak, to more stroke-inducing footage, will find the entire concept of this tape pointless. More's the pity.

- Mikey Ramone

The Ladies Phone Sex Club

Asia Pulp Cinema. D: Yota Watanabe. Sho Kawaide, Kei Mizutani, Minako Ogawa, Tetsu Watanabe, Shoichiro Akaboshi. 88 Min. Softcore.

On the outside, this is a Japanese import with subtitles, which delves into the juicy themes of shame and rejection. Lulu, a sexy, young and confused phone sex operator, breaks the rules and falls for a female caller... and a guy called Pantyhose Man.

This is anything but an ordinary import. While passion is the center focus, the actual implementation of this and nudity actually comprises a minor portion of the content. Everything is done in a very campy fashion. Imagine two girls groping one another while talking about slipping into the time-space continuum and physically penetrating the realm of time and space in their passion. Along the way Spider Lady, Fox Lady and Mouseman make their twisted appearances, and sight gags abound.

This is not a hardcore sex movie, but it is a well-planned kinky and wacky action tape which is really, really strange. Outlandish costumes and characters, occasional whips and chains, and a variety of strange fetish detours can and probably will result in this eventually becoming as much of a cult classic in America as it is in Japan.