It's tough to imagine that sex with Inari Vachs could ever be boring, but that seems to be the case as far as Evan Stone's concerned. He's decided to engage Vachs in a little fetish play when door-to-door cult proselytizer Halli Aston interrupts their session. Not that Aston identifies as such; she's a member of the benign "Church of the Eclipse." Stone's unimpressed - only a pathetically lonely lard-ass with all the cultural sophistication of a lentil would buy into that new age religious garbage these days, right?

Wrong. The couple's pal Alexandra Silk and her husband Tyce Buné are as typical suburban prototype as they come, save their predilection for getting into cowgirl-style rides as Charlie meditates and sprinkles some kind of holy stuff onto them. Turns out they're all Eclipsers. Silk convinces Vachs to join her for a seminar conducted by Janine (the group's oh-so-ethereal leader), whose idea of a "meditation exercise" is to fuck Aston in front of everyone present, which spurs attendees Natasha Blake and Steve Taylor to their own sexual enlightenment. It's a beautifully-shot and -edited scene, highlighted by the appropriate and mood-enhancing music.

Pretty soon, Stone accompanies Vachs to the meetings, but he's more interested in Aston's bubbling crude than Janine's neo-hippie religiobabble. After screwing Vachs in a very good anal scene during a group orgy, Stone and Aston sneak off for a Best Couples Sex Scene-Film pre-nom-worthy one-on-one.

What a surprise: Janine isn't as spiritually pure as she seems. Her true personality is revealed as she and Charlie enjoy humiliating their closeted transvestite assistant Bobby Vitale: first making him dance around on a rooftop in his pretty ladies' undies and then "forcing" him to watch Janine take a double-vibrator insertion. Poor Vitale's so distraught that he revenge-fucks Vachs in the bathroom as the cops show up, and reveal the entire church for the scam it is.

Pre-nom Ralph Parfait and Guillermo Brown's cinematography and Vladimir Shostakovich's sound design.