These may not be the kind of riverboat antics that Mark Twain had in mind, but the crusty misanthrope would no doubt have approved. Essentially three couples getting' down on the Danube, the action begins almost immediately...and doesn't cease until the first loads are blown nearly forty frenzied minutes later. Facials abound, but a few internal pop shots find their leaky ways out of pussies and assholes.

As one might expect from a Euro-production, the words condom and ass fucking never meet in the same time zone. The girls are hardly lookers, but they sure are doers. After the first round of jizz martinis, they're back for more.