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Idiot's Guide to Making Porno Movies

Idiot's Guide to Making Porno Movies

Released Jul 01st, 2000
Running Time 91
Directors Robert Madison, Andre Madness, William H.
Company Elegant Angel Productions
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre All-Sex



People intrigued by the premise, Sid Deuce fans, nostalgia buffs who miss pizza delivery plots.


This is not an instructional tape, the title notwithstanding. According to the box, Patrick Collins told four directors to fashion a scenario with a pizza delivery person. All four stories are told here in 91 minutes.

Scene two, directed by Andre Madness, with VooDoo Child fantasizing Felicia Ryder as suddenly naked and ready for whoopee, is well done, as is the closer with Sid Deuce as a giggly bimbo who just doesn't have the money to pay Kyle Stone for the pizza and is it okay if she just blows him. Clichés pile up as Deuce's hubby Earl Slate comes home unexpectedly (!) and joins in (!!).

Desaturated color was a poor choice for farce, but scenes are well done (Herschel Savage as an overbearing pizza shop owner is particularly good) and the sex is well shot.

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