"What is your name?" asks the guy, and as she says "Andrea," the word "Venus" appears on the screen. Welcome to the Assman videos, where the names don't mean anything - like the points on Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Six scenes of standard Assman material: Natural guys and gals (three minimum in most scenes) in nondescript rooms, lots of detail (everything is in focus), lots of music, lots of vocalizing, lots of anal, lots of gapers (accompanied by the battle cry of "Beam!"). Plus d.p.s and double-vosburg penetrations, and occasional A2M and ass-pussy switchbacks for those of you who think stateside porn is just too darn hygienic.