Buck, the star football player, is going to be kicked off the team by the mean beauty-hidden-behind-a-bun-and-glasses principal and it's up to the coach to spread the news about a new disease sweeping the school. "Nymph fever" has infected poor Buck, and that drives him to spank and cunt-lick his sorority girlfriend in spite of the rules of the school. Everyone gets in on the charade, and suddenly they're all screwing, even the calculus tutor and Charlie Peepers, the water boy. The red leather furniture the tutor and his student twist on looks like it was made for finding the G-spot. The ravages of nymph fever lead one vixen to admit, "I've been horny all day and playing with myself for hours." The illness prompts another to scream, "I'm going to wrap my legs around you and wear you like a feedbag." The sex from the campus is so loud people two towns over can hear it. Good stuff, funny story, and girls who actually fuck in character.