Mike Horner's wife, Vylet Luv, won't talk dirty to him - but she sure takes a mean shower while he's on the phone with an unknown admirer (Allysin Chaynes) who will get him off aurally. Luv also looks great underneath Horner in their mish and doggie bed-romp, but she still can't seem to satisfy him. Horner goes looking, and who should he spot streetwalking but Envy, who agrees to talk dirty to him... in German. She also agrees to let him fuck her ass, some of which we see in the reflection of the large ceiling mirror.

Meanwhile, Allysin turns out to be the girlfriend of Horner's pal, Nick East, and she has no problem telling Nick how much she likes his finger-fucking, mish and horsie action on the kitchen counter. Things then get complicated, as Allysin passes Horner's number to Devinn Lane, who takes up where she left off. This excites Horner so much - he has a way-too-short dream about muff-diving and finger-fucking her - that he hires a detective (Cash Markman) to get her address.

We won't reveal the sad ending... but we will say that with slightly better production values and editing choices, this compelling tale could easily have been a AAAA video. Congrats to all involved.