Tony Tedeschi's "ready for some man-to-man combat" and he's whipping out his gun. It's not what you're thinking —he's talking about the big paintball game with the guys. For today's festivities, his female friends have decided to join in for a war of the sexes, which seems to involve the same strategy over and over: trap your opponents by fucking them. The girls win 'cause they're smarter; but really, isn't this a no-lose proposition?

Sexually, highlights include Dave Hardman and Jon Dough d.p.ing Alana, and Katie Gold's threeway with Tedeschi and Raylene. Elsewhere, India looks hot writing on one end of a double-headed dildo, with Peris Bleau on the other.