It seems so simple. Get a bunch of hot young chicks with amazing bodies and a fuck-on-camera sensibilities, give them some decent makeup and lighting, maybe a little direction and get the fuckin' down on tape.
It's a simple formula that the Barely Legal series continues to tap into with BL34, and again the girls and the sex are the only things that matter.
BL34 opens up with Leah, a lovely Latina-looking brunette who is "at that curious age." Whatever curiosity might have done to some cat, it pays off well for Leah here as she finds herself fucked from the front, back and center and smiling with a faceful of Tristan-brand jizz at the end.
The sophomore scene includes Audree, a nice looking black chick with an awesome body. Scene stiff Steve plows into her brown sugar, though things really get sweet when she climbs on top for a riveting reverse cowgirl. Just like a young girl should.
The second hot young brunette is Melody, who always insists on getting the best value for her dollar. When Jody the hot piano teacher threatens to leave because the piano is out of tune, Melody simply sings another song: She gets fucked, legs spread on the piano bench, and later makes the parents proud with her mastery of the D note - doggie, that is.
BL34's token threesome is a disappointment. The girls (Nikki and Austen) look great on the cover, but the scene is flat. Maybe it's the music, which sounds like it's straight out of Barfly throughout the movie.
The exception is the final scene, in which Asian cutie Kitty loses her cherry to Pat, as the gynecologist (do all virgins have multi-pierced clits?). Kitty also pisses for the doc, so urine fans get a bit of their therapy here, too. After mutual oral inspections, Kitty gets her pussy probed efficiently by the good doctor, who pounds her missionary, doggie and reverse cowgirl, the latter of which is never more called for than when there is a little Asian delight bouncing on a stiff shaft. Good Kitty, Kitty.