"Thick" is the operative word for this vid - thick booty, thick thighs and an even thicker-headed videographer who clearly doesn't appreciate the appeal of a woman's face when she's in the throes of orgasm.

Apparently we've stumbled onto an all-black remake of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, where copious fly girls stumble around, headless, performing impromptu solos, wiggling their ample butts and generally goofing off.

NJ, the director, is nothing if not apologetic. He offers on-screen aphorisms of grammatical gymnastics such as this (verbatim) quote, "Shakey camera 'cause bro's won't get they're ass outta the way you lose shot."

Yeah, it's funky gems such as those which really make unwatchable dreck almost tolerable. Somewhere in the middle of this spring-break-gone-mild is an actual penetration scene (sans cranium, naturally), which might lift a dick or two of the viewing public. Every once in a while, NJ manages to compose a hot close-up of her throbbing clit and swollen nipples, but don't blink - the angle disappears within mere seconds.