You'd think the first scene of a squirt-themed title would contain squirting. Not this one. The opening threesome between Jessica Dee, Layla Jade and Kyle Stone was certainly hot, but contained no juice.

Although the wall-to-wall did feature spouts of liquid love in later scenes, the squirts were not the meat of the picture. The squirts were more like a side salad, or maybe the dessert.

The scene featuring Bella Marie Wolfe opens with Wolfe announcing her intent: "I'm gonna show you squirt fever - in the house!" Although the scene starts on target, it plays out like a typical hardcore until the end.

The previously mentioned scene also contains brief smother action, as Wolfe sits on Christopher's shocked-and-awed face. A later scene between Roxanne Hall and Christopher contains a foot worship portion with light trample. Wait a minute - isn't this supposed to be a squirt title? Less feet, more female jizz!

Holly Hollywood and Kylie Wylde save the picture in the final scene. Hollywood manually evokes a geyser of liquid from her pussy that would make a fire hydrant envious. A good finale for a mediocre picture.