After watching this attempt at comedy, we were tempted to echo the words of the king in the jester scene of Woody Allen's Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex: "Not funny. Not funny!" And considering that "Dr. Proctor," who's also listed as the director, is played by veteran actor/director Ron Jeremy, he really should know better.

What is worthwhile, however, is at least some of the sex - that is, when stage directions to the actors or crew aren't audible. Best of show is the anal match-up between Kelly and Hamilton Steele, where she implores him to ream her butt "for the first time." Good thing we know the lady is experienced in this area, and actually likes four fingers shoved up her ass as a prelude to the anal doggie and reverse cowgirl action. And as is also typical, Hamilton's load completely overshoots the redhead, with a small amount hitting her face and chest - but that's okay; she b.j.s him as the scene closes.

Also of interest are the Virgo twins, Crystal and Jocelyn, who manage to make the mish, doggie and the anal versions of those positions with Ron look enjoyable - as does Dalny Marga when anally camping on Tony Tedeschi's cock in reverse cowgirl.