"Hilarity ensues when urban hip- Byron Long hides out in a conservative Amish community..."  Sounds like a blurb from an alternate-universe version of TV Guide, huh?  The only thing missing in this tepid feature is a laugh track to tell us when it's (supposed to be) funny.

Early on, the sound juggles back and forth from stereo to mono, while the transfer makes the interior scenes look positively squalid -- especially for a rustic locale.  Also note that one you gain access into the chapter stops, it's nigh onto impossible to get back to the main menu.  A photo gallery rounds out the dubious extras.

The sex is unremarkable, but viewers who fantasize about deflowering country girls will get a kick out of Mila and her three farmhands who take the backdoor to her barn.  Zoe, Regan Starr, Candy Vegas and Delia portray additional Amish lasses who discover that chugging choad doth be the Lord's work