In yet another attempt to capitalize on the popularity of the Deep Throat franchise, Victoria Paris has been given the role of "Linda Lovelace," now apparently a famous author of sex advice (which was probably explained in the inaudible opening narration, whose words were drown out by a loud music overlay) after having been fired as a waitress at Wayne Summers' restaurant.

What follows are a lot of top stars trying to give decent sexual performances, all overlaid by some of the twinkiest music ever heard in a porn video. Always-hot Tianna does a decent couch bounce with Tony Montana as Paris peeps and makes notes on her cassette recorder; Paris, looking beautiful as ever, gets laid on the table (horsie, mish) by an unidentified stud; a squirting Fallon chows down on Summers' wiener; Paris dreams a caveman/cavegirl scene with Marie Monet and an uncredited Mich Igan; and an orgy-like classroom scene presided over by Eric Monti and featuring the rest of the cast. And even though she also does a b.j. on Monti in the finale, what a waste of Debi Diamond!

The humor is childish, the music sucks and most of the cast has given better performances elsewhere.