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Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Porn Parodies

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Porn Parodies

Running Time 138 Min.
Director Lee Roy Myers
Company Wood Rocket
Distribution Company Digital Sin
DVD Extras Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Anthony Rosano, Kassondra Raine, Tyler Nixon, Rizzo Ford, Skin Diamond, Ela Darling, Michael Vegas, Chad Alva, April O'Neil, Sophia Locke
Non-Sex Roles AJ (I), Kris Slater, Others, Seth's Beard, Leya Falcon
Critical Rating AAAA
Genre Parody

Rating

Synopsis

"Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Porn Parodies" goes down into the sewer, where Master Sphincter, a rat Furry, has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex. When they team up with beautiful reporter April O'Neil and sports-equipment-enthused Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head of the criminal ninja gang, the Footjob Clan. Things are about to get dangerous and sexy and covered in radioactive-goo!

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The main event is the opening segment in which the Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles (Turtle Power!) are creatively depicted in costume and complete with the ninja moves, wisecracks, clowning around, plenty of pizza and pizza guy jokes, and of course the very sexy April played, conveniently, by April O’Neil. Trained by Master Sphincter and positioned in an elaborate and accurate sewer setting, they do battle against the sexy Spreader as O’Neil and Casey Bones (Chad Alva) knock off a piece. Afterwards, O’Neil rewards her quartet of green heroes—who have matured and now sport big green fake dicks—with a mass handjob that results in her bring coated by four fountains of greenish fake cum.

Comprising the remaining pornifications, also as elaborate and colorful as the Turtles, are "Sponge Knob Square Nuts," "FAP to the Future," "Strokemon" and "Assventuretime."

Sponge Knob, played by Anthony Rosano, occasionally lapses into an unintentional (?) Pee Wee Herman personna that lasts until Skin Diamond’s lips wrap around a part of his anatomy that ejects a liquid rather than sops it up.

These and the other parodies blend humor, music and hot sex and still remain faithful, to a point, to the originals. Absolutely worth seeing—at least twice.



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