|Running Time||138 Min.|
|Director||Lee Roy Myers|
|Distribution Company||Digital Sin|
|DVD Extras||Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)|
|Cast||Anthony Rosano, April O'Neil, Chad Alva, Michael Vegas, Ela Darling, Skin Diamond, Rizzo Ford, Tyler Nixon, Kassondra Raine, Sophia Locke|
|Non-Sex Roles||AJ (I), Kris Slater, Others, Seth's Beard, Leya Falcon|
The main event is the opening segment in which the Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles (Turtle Power!) are creatively depicted in costume and complete with the ninja moves, wisecracks, clowning around, plenty of pizza and pizza guy jokes, and of course the very sexy April played, conveniently, by April O’Neil. Trained by Master Sphincter and positioned in an elaborate and accurate sewer setting, they do battle against the sexy Spreader as O’Neil and Casey Bones (Chad Alva) knock off a piece. Afterwards, O’Neil rewards her quartet of green heroes—who have matured and now sport big green fake dicks—with a mass handjob that results in her bring coated by four fountains of greenish fake cum.
Comprising the remaining pornifications, also as elaborate and colorful as the Turtles, are "Sponge Knob Square Nuts," "FAP to the Future," "Strokemon" and "Assventuretime."
Sponge Knob, played by Anthony Rosano, occasionally lapses into an unintentional (?) Pee Wee Herman personna that lasts until Skin Diamond’s lips wrap around a part of his anatomy that ejects a liquid rather than sops it up.
These and the other parodies blend humor, music and hot sex and still remain faithful, to a point, to the originals. Absolutely worth seeing—at least twice.