I'm sure they're nice people, but to 99% of the porn-viewing public, the performers in Sex Circus would never, under any circumstances, even remotely qualify as eye candy. Starring a fat lady, a crone, a trannie and a dwarf, ringmaster Rob Spallone's video has scraped the bottom of the porn barrel so thoroughly; viewers will be left cringing and speechless. The gross-out is the whole goal of this video, and it succeeds admirably (hence the four A's). But customers looking for something, say, remotely sexually arousing should be warned away from this release.

Shudder-inducing "highlights" include Nick fucking fat lady Sindee Williams' distended navel and then passing his dick to the old hag so she can lick his turkey neck clean (porn's first N2M?), a strip poker game culminating in a gawd-please-make-it-stop fuck session with the ugliest tranny ever to hitch a ride in Eddie Murphy's Land Rover, and a gooey cumshot to the malformed face of a runty midget Teenie Tyler that is guaranteed to reappear in viewers' nightmares for a long, long time.

The men in the movie, while not blatantly sideshow material, aren't prizes either, but they deserve props for keeping wood while fucking all manner of human detritus. Overall, a new low in porn has been reached.

Warning: Will make most viewers wish they were dead.