Felix Vicious and director Spencer Benedict play the sort of childish, bickering couple you would never want to invite to dinner, let alone to Guy Grand's swingers' resort. But on the advice of hip daddy-o Bill Margold, that's just where they go to revive their relationship. Vicious pouts prudishly, though she perks up at overhearing John West banging hooker Sunny Lane against a wall. Meanwhile, Benedict watches Leah Luv get plowed anal and piledriver by Nick Manning in the resort lounge. Margold's brief appearances are wacky and fun.

The sex scenes, while well performed, do little to make up for the dull dialogue and plot. Disappointment awaits anyone hoping that bratty, whining Vicious gets the snot banged out of her by someone's huge cock. She only does a half-hearted lesbo scene with Kimberly Kane. Even for all-girl fans, it's not worth the wait.

Retailing: For porn-novice couples.

- Jay Marlowe