Who says you can’t be creative these days? Not director Phil Varone—he came out with a wacky release that features a trio of, well ... elderly women—all potential nursing home material, or close to it—made it an orgy, and took it one step further and made it an interracial. Shot in HD to emphasize bodily ... age, Varone uses two dusky studs (J Magnum and Troy) so the three grannies can rob as well as rock the cradle.

Two of them have the “ex-stripper look” for sure: lacking visible mottled age spots, blonde and artificially very busty describes both Mandi McGraw (75) and Sally D’Angelo (61). They, along with more slender yet similarly-aged Leilani Lei, are admiring the black pool boys. D’Angelo, presumptuous to a fault, simply pulls down the pants of the nearest guy and starts sucking away. She then leads him indoors as the others gang up on the last pool cleaner. Eventually all five of them wind up indoors for an irrefrangible group romp that contains over 200 years of combined sexual experience.

The result: pretty darn good and reasonably energetic sex—to the point where one loses the reality of their age and simply goes with the flow.