Jack Lawrence and Sascha play a pair of “metrosexuals” who live in a house owned by Lanny Barby and her girlfriends. They do the chores and service the women.

Sascha also plays his own twin brother, Steve, who is “the definition of heterosexual.” He is Barby’s secret boyfriend and owns a yacht. They have threeway sex with Ana Nova, in two different scenes. At this point Barby and the metrosexuals are abandoned.

Steve goes to his father’s funeral and meets Demi Delia, who plays his stepmother. She indulges in reflections on life and death, then seduces Steve, who dumps her afterwards. The baffling “moral” is “metrosexual or heterosexual, you’re going to get fucked.”

Havana Ginger has a steamy masturbation scene, the hottest thing in the movie.

Retailing: Lanny Barbie fans will like it.