As a collection of short scenarios helmed by Private's top shooters, the release often makes the mouth water and the pants rise. A while into each scene, however, it becomes clear that all the surface slickness cannot disguise a distinct lack of heat. Private's girls undoubtedly fuel numerous male fantasies ("I wish I were a well-hung playboy ass-fucking these babes!"), so Free Asses is worth stocking for its populist appeal.
Retailing: The cover's a real dog; the interior's full of gorgeous pussy in the Bahamas.