This nominal parody of a long-running British TV drama starts with a bang, with a couple getting it on in a stadium locker room while a soccer match goes on elsewhere on the premises. It's a classic French zipless quickie avec anal—they both remain mostly dressed—and it sets the tone for the rest of the 95 minutes.

The girl is the wife of a player and the guy is a coach who berates the husband for an unsportsmanlike headbutt, which may cost him endorsement deals. In other scenes, the wife gets together with hubby's agent to get him reinstated (blowjobs are very convincing); two other wives' post-shopping lingerie try-on session turns first into a girl/girl, then a husband-inclusive foursome; and three footballers get together with a groupie in the same locker room we saw earlier. When the endorsement contracts get offered to another player, the aggrieved wife confronts the coach with exposure if the contracts aren't renewed: "You may have fucked me, but I have you by the balls."

Classic Dorcel, with unaltered performers (male and female) who mix and match with lubricious abandon. English dubbing is sporadic, with a lot of "oui"s sneaking through, but the lower-class Brit accents of the players (and the upper-class accents of the wives) are dead-on.