Wobbly wooden cells, dominatrix guards, random strip searches, implausible gonzo scenarios: Welcome to another detention-centric porn epic.

In the '70s, Linda Blair and Pam Grier's flicks mixed the degradation/revenge theme with seedy lesbianism and gun totin' action. But here, most of the action is comprised of orgasming. Jailbirds performances and delivery of line could have more conviction.

Though, one minor encounter - wherein dope smuggler Brittany Angel cops a plea to Reno - is pretty watchable. He rehabilitates her wicked ass with some blue-veined confinement loaf.

Retailing: Jailbirds pay for their crimes with the big O.