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Southern Hospitality

Southern Hospitality

Released Oct 28th, 2013
Running Time 140 Min.
Director B. Skow
Company Girlfriends Films
DVD Extras Behind the Scenes, Bonus Scenes, Still Gallery(ies), Trailer(s)
Cast Darla Crane, Billy Glide, Tommy Pistol, Evan Stone, Ash Hollywood, Alex Chance, Richie Calhoun, Dillion Harper
Critical Rating AAA 1/2
Genre Comedy

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Synopsis

Jon Ho is married to three brides -- Small, Medium and Large. On the night of his third wedding, Medium, his second wife, starts getting jealous. As this is happening, a criminal family of moonshiners known as the Fuggs -- made up of Mama Fugg, her three sons, Teeny, Tiny and Mighty -- on the run from the law, make their way onto Jon Jo`s thirty acres of woodlands to set up camp and hide from capture. Medium catches sight of Tiny, bathing outside and masturbates to him. As she does, she is caught by out with a log. Medium and Tiny then go on the run, fall in love, and hide in the woods, hoping to escape both their families so they can elope. Meanwhile, Large and Small go out trying to find Medium. They argue and split up to cover more ground. Small runs afoul of Teeny and Mighty and they take her virginity (Jon Jo and Small still having not consummated their wedding night). Large attempts to save Small, but has to make a deal with Mama Fugg in order to do so by having sex with her. Large and Small go back to the house. Jon Jo finds out that Small has been deflowered and goes after the Fuggs himself. He gets caught by them and forced to make a deal. If he wants to live, he had to let the Fuggs live on his land, keep them safe from cops, and help them make moonshine. Seeing a financial opportunity (as well as a way from getting himself killed), Jon Jo agrees. And they drink moonshine to celebrate the arrangement. Jon Jo winds up getting so drunk that he proposes to Mama Fugg in a fit of inebriated madness. At the wedding, Small shoots Teeny and Mighty dead and Tiny shoots Mama Fugg as well. Large, Small and Medium all leave Jon Jo. Medium and Tony Fugg get married to each other and Large and Small begin a relationship of their own.

Reviews

Moonshining hick bigamy is the comic order of the day in this dark comedy written by David Stanley for director B. Skow. The sex varies a lot in quality, but there’s enough fun here to recommend adding it to your comedy section if your customers enjoy redneck sensual doings. 

Dillion Harper and Ash Hollywood break in Evan Stone’s new bride Alex Chance with some OK group lezzing. Harper is almost raped by vicious neighbors Billy Glide and Tommy Pistol but gets saved by gallant Richie Calhoun. Harper rewards Calhoun with some nice, hot sunlit vag. 

Virgin Chance isn’t so lucky, and Glide and Pistol give her an unwanted pounding. We later get to see fake blood running down her leg from her broken hymen. Uh, hot? Chance goes on to kill her rapists, and Calhoun kills family matriarch Darla Crane. Yee haw.



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